Mac comes up to Harm dressed as a Gypsy.
Mac: "Tell your fortune, sailor?"
Mac: "You're being driven by emotions
and those emotions are going to
get us killed."
Harm: "You can quit, I can't, my father
is out there somewhere and I'm
going to find him."
Mac: "Or die trying."
Harm: "Or die trying, but you shouldn't.
You've come with me farther
than anyone I know, I'll never
forget that, Mac."
Embassy
Harm: "You know, we should go out more
often."
Mac: "Sure, I had a wonderful time
tonight."
The Martin Baker Fan Club
Mac: "Don't do it. You just concluded
18 years of searching for your
father. Don't let Roscoe Martin
draw you back into the jungle."
Harm: "It's a matter of principle, Mac,
I owe it to the men of that war."
Mac: "No, Harm, it's deeper than that.
You are replacing one obsession
with another."
Harm: "You are overreacting, Major. This
is me trying to turn a negative
into a positive. I'm just trying
to prevent one more man from
paying for Viet Nam with his
life."
Mac: "What about your life? A
relationship, a child, your future
after the Navy, or is that just
not as important?"
Harm: "Those things are important to me,
this is just one case, Mac,
it's hardly an obsession."
Mac: "You can walk away any time?"
Harm: "Any time!"
Mac: "How about now?"
(Mac shows up at his place with the
information he needed)
Harm: "Come on in, I'll make it worth
your while."
Angels 30
Mac: "Well, unless they've developed a
new technology that can beam a
transmission right into someone's
brain..."
Harm: "I'll beam something into your
brain, you're starting to sound
like Bud!"
Harm and Mac are going to question two
pilots.
Harm: "Which one do you want?"
Mac: "I'll take the cute, single
one....I'm kidding."
Mac: "God told him not to fire?"
Harm: "That's what Cmdr Rice said."
Mac: "Did he say why?"
Harm: "The Commander?"
Mac: "God"
Harm: "I don't know, Mac, he's not
talking to me."
Mac: "No, he's given up on you."
Mac: "Harm, make sure you're home
before the street lights are on."
Harm: "I'll do my best, Mom."
Act of Terror
Mac: "She's good. I'll give her that.
Harm: "Yeah, she is good, Mac. You're
better than she is."
Mac: "Was that a compliment?"
Harm: "However you want to take it."
Mr. Rabb goes to Washington
Bobbie: “I never understood why you
never got together.”
Harm: “Mac? We'd fight all the time.”
Bobbie: “So do you and I.”
Harm: “Oh that’s different.”
Bobbie: “Really?”
Harm: “Yeah.”
Bobbie: “How?”
Harm: “Well, for starters we don’t
work together.”
"People vs. Mac"
Harm: "What? No bad jokes about my
case? Something must really be
bothering you."
Mac: "Me? No, I'm fine."
Harm: "You can talk to me about it,
Mac."
Mac: "I tried talking to you. As I
recall, you were in Congress with
a Congresswoman. How is Bobbi
Latham, by the way?"
Harm: "She's fine. I'm sorry I wasn't
free when you needed me, but I'm
here now. What's going on?"
Mac: "Thanks... for believing in me."
Harm: "I've got to admit, you had me
going for a little while."
Mac: "Yeah, but you stayed with me."
Harm: "Mac, the guy just tried to pin a
murder on you. You're going to
have dinner with him?"
Mac: "Yeah. To give him a chance to
apologize."
Harm: "The men you pick."
Black Jet
Harm: "All right ladies, let's go.
I've got a bird to fly."
Mac: "Is he always this cocky?"
Keeter: "Only around women."
Harm: "Take care, Marine."
Mac: "You too, Sailor."
Jagggle Bells
Mac to Harm: "I always thought you were
a Scrooge this time of year”
Harm: “Are you okay?”
Mac: “I don’t know. Things have been
pretty messed up lately and
with my Article 32 hearing
coming up it's only going to get
worse in the new year.”
Harm: “You’re going to make it. You
are a lean, mean, fighting Marine,
and you have me backing you up
what could be better?”
Cloe: “Commander Rabb, Mac’s told me
all about you, in fact you’re all
she talks about.”
Harm: “Really?”
Cloe: “Yeah, although sometimes it's
hard to tell what parts are true
and what parts are just, well
you know, her fantasies."
Webb of Lies
Mac: “Don't get inside Palmer’s head
Harm. It's not a place you want to
be.”
Harm: “I'm not afraid of Palmer.”
Mac: “Well, I am, for you.”
Harm to Mac: “Goodnight, Ninja Girl.”
Mac: “Do you mind if I strip it down?”
Harm: “What did you say?”
Mac: “Your pistol”
Mac (comments about Parker) “It seems
like she takes good care of you.”
Harm: “You both do.”
Mac: “Why didn’t he wait for me?”
Bud: “Because he cares about you very
much, that’s why he went alone."
"Silent Service"
Harm: "Well Sir, I don’t think we need
to be overly concerned about it.
The Major and I are together a
lot and there’s bound to be a few
bumps in the road every once in
a while."
Harm: "I fell I should let you know,
the entire time we were down
there, Lt. Austin suffered of
claustrophobia."
Mac: "I am not Lt. Austin."
Harm: "We’ll see."
Harm: "Leave the lingerie at home this
time."
Mac: "If you’re wrong we’re going to be
the most unpopular guests at the
party."
Harm: "Well as long as we dance
together."
Mac: "Yeah and you lead."
Harm: "You know I’m beginning to think
that this is more than a bump in
the road. You obviously resent
me."
Mac: "And you have no faith in me."
Harm: "How did we get to this point
anyway?"
Mac: "I guess we were due. We’ve been
on a honeymoon as of late."
Harm: "Are you saying this was
inevitable?"
Mac: "I don’t know. But I think we
should talk. There may be deeper
issues."
Harm: "I’m not going there with you.
This is not a marriage. Ok?"
Captain: "Well... you two are quite a
team. Do you always work this
well together?"
Mac: "When he lets me do the talking."
"Nobody's Child"
Mac: "We've worked together for 3
years, travelled together, slept
together in the same room."
"Shakedown"
Harm: "Are you going to be ok?"
Mac: "I won't be playing the piano any
time soon."
Harm: "Well, I've heard you play, Mac,
it's probably for the best."
Mac: "I see it in your eyes, Harm.
Whenever you're around pilots and
jets. It seems like you're the
happiest when you're flying."
Harm: "Maybe I am."
Mac: "More than being a lawyer?"
Harm: "I know why you don't want me to
fly. you're afraid of losing me."
Mac: "Maybe... or maybe I'm just afraid
you'll lose yourself."
Mac: "Nothing personal, but that last
meatloaf you made was nasty."
Harm: "You're dogging Harm's special
meatless meatloaf?"
Mac: "Let's put it this way. If you
were to make Harm's special in
this ship, they would have to
unload it with the toxic waste."
Harm: "Wow, that's a little harsh, don't
you think? If you didn't like
it, you could have said 'I don't
like your meatloaf, Harm'. You
don't have to be insulting."
Mac: "Are you sure you're ok?"
Harm: "Well, I'm alright. The toxic
waste didn't give me that X-ray
vision or that super human
strength I'd hoped for, if that's
what you mean, anyway."
CO: "How in the hell did you figure
that out?"
Harm: "Meatloaf, Sir."
CO: "Meatloaf?"
Harm: "Harm's meatless meatloaf."
C.O: "Commander, Major, you make one
hell of a team."
H&M: "Thank you, Sir."
Mac: "I guess we do make a good team."
Harm: "When you listen to me."
Mac: "Recovering a million dollars
should be worth a couple of hours
in a Tomcat."
Harm: "You know, you're not so bad
after all."
Adversaries
Carolyn: "So, Jordan, what's he like?"
Jordan: "Harm? He's a nice guy,
intelligent, funny, oh and a
good cook."
Carolyn: "No, what's he like, you
know?"
Jordan: "Oh, what would you say?"
(Looks at Mac)
Mac: "Don't look at me we never.."
(stammers)
Carolyn: "Come on! Don't give us that
all that time you've been
together Japan, Russia, the
desert."
Mac: "No it's the truth, you believe
me don't you Jordan?"
Jordan: "Of course, dear!"
Mac: "I envy you, you've got this
hot new romance."
Jordan: "Yeah, sometimes I think it will
last forever and sometimes I
think it will last until..."
Mac: "Until what?"
Jordan: "Until you decide you want him."
Mac: "Jordan there isn't.... First of
all I've had enough of men for
a while. For the foreseeable
future I'm a nun. Second it's
not like that between me and
Harm. We're like, I'm not going
to say brother and sister."
Jordan: "Thank you."
Mac: "I'm not a threat to you Jordan,
believe me."
(Jordan's facial expression says "Yeah!
Right!")
Second Sight
Mac: "Don't make this about your
father, Harm, it's not the same."
Harm: "This is something all together
different Mac, why do we
think it is a good idea to bury
things, to pretend that they
don't matter?"
Harm: "Every time you put on that
uniform he'll be there, every
tray of martinis that passes will
smell like him, every time a
man tells you you're worth
something you push him away."
(looking directly into her eyes)
Wilderness Of Mirrors
Harm: "Mac, you got a minute?"
Mac: "Sure, what is it?"
Harm: "I saw him again last night
outside my apartment."
Mac: "Your father? Harm..".
( clip )
Mac: "Have you talked to Jordan about
this?"
Harm: "NO!"
Mac: "But you're talking to me,
you're ignoring the person you
have the most intimate
relationship with, a
psychiatrist, who is supposed to
be able to understand what you're
going through."
Harm: "Seems that way, I guess."
Mac: "Why?"
Harm: "For one thing she's working
with a patient right now who
suffers from hallucinations. I
knew she go directly to that
without considering other
options. You have always humored
my occasional metaphysical
moments."
Mac: "Harm, I don't think either one
of us can be objective about your
father. Go to Jordan, you owe
it to her for all kinds of
reasons. And don't tell her you
came to me first."
Harm: "Thanks Mac, you're a good
friend."
Mac: "Yeah, that's me--the girl next
door. Look, talk to Jordan,
give it time, think it through
and if you still can't let it go,
go with your gut, it hasn't
failed you yet."
Soul Searching
Mac: "Yeah, I know how that goes.
That's why you haven't asked me
about last week isn't it. I
never thanked you for the
flowers, they were beautiful."
Harm: "I would have come to the
funeral."
Mac: "Yeah, I know that's why I didn't
call until Dad was buried. My
mother was there."
Harm: "How was that?" (looks at her
quite lovingly and concerned)
Mac: "It was a growing experience. If
you hadn't talked me into it,
I never would have gone."
Harm: "Mac I didn't talk you into
something you didn't want."
Mac: "All the same, thank you."
(Harm just stares at Mac as she looks
out the window unable to look him in
the eye.)
Mac: "It's getting dark in here."
Harm: "Is it?" (he continues to just
stare at her)
Harm: "Why don't you come with me and
help me pick out a new car with
Bud and Harriet."
Mac: "Isn't that something Jordie
should be doing?"
Harm: "Mac, you pick out a new car with
your girlfriend, you might as
well buy her a ring."
Yeah baby
Harm comes to Mac's place to talk to her
about his "fight" with Jordan and his
desire to go back to flying.
Chloe: "Do you guys want to be left
alone?"
(they answer simultaneously)
Mac: "No."
Harm: "Yeah."
Mac: "What's going on?"
Harm: "Jordan and I had a fight."
Mac: "Let me guess, she wants a
commitment."
Harm: "How'd you know that?"
Mac: "It's what every woman wants I
guess. So what, you're not ready
to commit?"
Harm: "Well the rules of engagement
have changed Mac."
Mac: "What do you mean?"
Harm: "I had eye surgery. I got my
night vision back."
Mac: "When did this happen?"
Harm: "A couple of weeks ago."
Mac: "You had a major operation and
you didn't tell me?"
Harm: "Triple bypass is a major
operation, Mac, eye surgery is
like getting your teeth cleaned."
Mac: "I tell you when I go to the
dentist."
Harm: "I wasn't sure how it would work
out frankly."
Mac: "But it did?"
Harm: "Like a dream."
(The song Dreams by the Cranberries is
playing in the background)
Mac: "So what now? You thinking about
trying to return to a fighter
squadron?"
Harm: "I spent my life preparing to be
a Naval aviator, Mac."
Mac: "Except for three years in law
school and four years as a JAG."
Harm: "I submitted my request to
Admiral Chegwidden today to
return to active flight status."
Mac: "You can't do that."
Harm: "Why not?"
Mac: "Because it would mean that
flying is more important to you
than JAG, it's more important to
you than Jordan, it's more
important to you.......than
everything."
Harm: "Wow, I thought you of all people
you would know how much flying
means to me."
Mac: "I do, I do, Harm, but this
is the last thing that I need
right now."
Harm: "You're starting to sound like
Jordan now."
(Chloe comes out of the room, perhaps
to end the fight)
Chloe: "Are you guys almost finished?"
Mac: "Yeah, I guess so."
Harm: "Yeah, we'll talk about it
latter."
As Mac shuts the door after he leaves
leans against the door and sighs.
Chloe: "I think I understand now why
you can't marry my dad. You're
in love with Harm."
Mac looks at her sadly.
Chloe: "Are you sad because Harm might
leave JAG?"
Mac: "Were you eavesdropping?"
Chloe: "It's a small apartment."
Mac: "I don't what I'm feeling."
Chloe: "Well, if it makes you feel any
better, you should now that
Harm's in love with you too."
Mac: "Harm has a girlfriend."
Chloe: "A woman can sense this kind of
thing."
Mac: "Oh, really?"
Chloe: "Yes, really"
Then she starts reciting the children's
song:
"Harm and Mac sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
Harm: "You ok?"
Mac: "Every time I think I've put
the pieces of my life back
together somebody comes along
and jumbles them back up.
Everybody who has ever meant
anything to me is living my
life."
Harm: "It'll be OK, Mac, you'll get to
see Chloe again. One day
you'll have kids of your own."
Mac: "Not at this rate, my biological
clock is going off and I keep
hitting the snooze button."
Harm: "Tell you what, five years from
this moment if neither one of is
in a relationship, we'll go
halves on a kid."
Mac: "You and me, have a baby
together?"
Harm: "With your looks and my brains,
he'll be perfect."
Mac: "What if SHE has your looks and
my brains?"
Harm: "That could work too."
Mac: "Don't make a promise you can't
keep."
Harm: "I haven't yet."
They shake hands.
Goodbyes
Mac: "I wonder what it would be like
to be as happy as Bud and
Harriet."
Harm: "They're working twelve hour
shifts, up all night with a baby,
they don't have time to be
happy."
Mac: "You don't have to find time, you
just are. Don't you want that at
all?"
Mac: "I'm interested in the future to
Harm, more and more I want a life
that is simple, and good, a
great career a good man..."
Harm: "And shoes, lots and lots of
comfortable shoes."
In Harm's office as he is getting ready
to leave JAG.
Mac: "Did you think you'd sneak away
without saying goodbye?"
Harm: "Why goodbye and not good luck?"
Mac: "Didn't I say that to you when I
was stupid enough to leave JAG?"
Harm: "Yes, you did."
Mac: "You said you were happy for me."
Harm: "That's different you were in
love."
Mac: "And you're not?"
Harm: "What does love have to do with
anything?"
Harm: "Hey" (wiping the tears from her
face)
Mac: "Want me to water you plants for
you?"
Harm: "I don't have any plants."
Mac: "I have so much I want to say to
you, I just can't find the
words."
Harm: "I know" (They hug)
Mac: "Damn you, why am I the only one
crying?"
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