Mac: So, how's it feel? Being back?
Harm: Like I left yesterday, and I've
been gone 100 years.
Front And Center
Harm: Well, Brumby certainly dances to
your beat!
Mac: By that you mean????
Harm: He's still on your scent!
Mac: We're just friends.
Harm: No man is interested in being
friends with a woman who looks
like you! Well, except for me,
of course, cuz I'm more like a
brother.....
Harm: You were right. I was imposing
my opinion of Brumby onto yours.
Mac: Don't worry about it.
Harm: No, I mean I should have believed
you. You know how you feel.
And, anyway, there's no chemistry
between you two. I'm sorry, ok?
Mac: Sure.
Psychic Warrior
Mac: (on phone) I miss you, too! Uh--I
can't come up this weekend,
sweetheart!
(Harm knocks on the door, and Mac
motions him in)
Mac: Maybe at Christmas.
Chloe:So, are you dating that bodacious
Harmon Rabb yet?
Mac: (slightly uncomfortable--Harm is
right there!) No, actually that
really would not be appropriate!
Chloe:Hey, I had a dream last night
that the two of you got married,
and I was your flower girl!
Mac: Not all dreams come true! Look,
I'll talk to you this weekend
ok?
Chloe:Love you!
Mac: I love you, too, Chloe! Bye
. Harm: How is your little sister
anyway?
Mac: Wonderful--ever since she found
her family I don't get to see
her much! I miss her, Harm!
Harm: Anyone ever tell you you have
great maternal instincts?
Mac: Not as often as they've told me I
have a great karate chop!
Into The Breech
Mac: Teenagers!
Harm: Yeah!
Mac: Do you remember what it was like,
Harm? Trying to figure out who
you are and where you fit in. Or
did that just come easy for you?
Harm: You know, sometimes I think I
missed out on being a kid.
Having a father that was MIA, I
was always trying to be the man
of the house. Guess I should have
been at a disco!
Mac: Yeah, I know what you mean! I've
seen you dance.
Mac: (to Luisa) Anyway, it's better
not to get involved with someone
you have to see all the time. No
matter how you feel about
them....
Life or Death
Harm: So where's the problem anyway?
You fry the guy's legal smarts
in court; hope you dent at least
one judge's sensibilities, win your appeal. All in a day's
work!
Mac: Fry the guy?
Harm: Yeah, the original counsel----
we know the other counsel.
Mac: Cdr AJ Chegwidden.
Mic: Is that the woman who shot the
commercial?
Mac: Renee Peterson, b**** director
from hell! Am I being to catty?
Mic: Yeah, but don't stop!
Mac: She cleans up well. Is she
alone?
Mic: Waiting for someone.
Mac: I cannot imagine the kind of
guy who would go out with her!
He'd have to be a whipped mama's
boy who loves being dominated!
Mic: You think so?
(about this time, Harm walks in and
joins Ms. Peterson)
Mac: Yeah, or a pot bellied sugar
daddy who promised to finance
her big movie!
Mic: No.
Mac: No, no, you're right. You're
right, a mindless trophy boy
toy!
Mic: You're getting warmer. He's
here.
Mac Looks up and see Harm!
AJ to Harm (as Brumby walks out the
door to return to Australia) "Poor
sucker--never had a chance with her!
Boomerang Part 1
After they walk out of the admirals
office, Mac goes in her office and
slams the door. Harm watches her,
never taking his eyes off her or
her door after she closes it.
Bud: She's pretty upset sir. Of course
that was pretty embarrassing.
Harm: No, I don't think that's it. Mac
is upset Mic didn't ask for her.
Bud: Why didn't he ask for her sir?
Harm: 'Cause he's one smart dingo.
After they talk to the prisoner, they
are walking down the prison hall.
Bud: I guess I never appreciated how
good you are at playing Good cop,
bad cop.
(Harm and Mic at the same time)
Who's playing?
(they look at each other oddly)
Mac, Gunny and the Admiral in the
Admiral's office.
Mac: Um, sir, you just signed off all
my cases sir, and I have some
leave coming, so I could escort
the body back to Sydney.
(snip)
AJ: Take a week off. That's all I can
spare you and Commander Rabb.
Mac: Thank you sir.(Mac leaves)
AJ: God, I'd like to be in Australia
to watch this one unfold.
Gunny: Sounds like a slam dunk
conviction to me sir.
AJ: Oh, hell, I'm not talking about
the trial. (he laughs)
Gunny: Colonel Mackenzie is leaving
with the remains in the morning.
Harm: MAC IS!?
Bud: Gunny, this is great! I've never
seen so many naked breast
since......
Harriet: since when Bud!?
Bud: Harriet!?(Harriet hangs up)
Bud: You didn't tell me it was
Harriet!
Harm: I didn't know you where going to
talk about breasts! Sorry.
(bud walks away)
Mic: She's escorting the body back
isn't she?
Harm: I'm sure it was the Admirals
idea.
Mic: Musta been. (looks at Harm funny)
Mic: When you flying home?
Harm: When I'm satisfied that Petty
Officer Lee is properly
represented.
Mic: You afraid of me being alone down
here with Mac, Harm?
Harm: You know Brumby, one of these
days we're gonna strip blouses.
Mic: Always assumed we would Mate. The
question's only been when.
Bud: Your not really going to fight
Commander Brumby are you?
Harm: Why, you don't think I could take
him?
Bud: Oh, no I sure you'd put up a good
fight, sir.
Harm: But, your not betting on me?
Bud: Well, sir, he was a professional
boxer. Which is why you can't
fight him Sir. His fists are
lethal weapons.
Harm: I promise I wont sue.
Bud: Boy, you must really hate him
sir.
Harm: I don't hate him. He just bugs
me, he always has. I don't know
if it's that smug grin or that
crocodile Dundee accent or the
way he....
Bud: Chases after Colonel Mackenzie,
sir?
Harm:
Bud: With all due respect sir, there
is some validity to what
Commander Brumby said.
Harm: Look, Mac has either been a
partner or adversary for the past
four years. I just don't want her
to make another bad choice with a
man, you know?
Bud: You think Commander Brumby is a
bad choice Sir?
Harm: Don't you think so?
Harm: So, it's me against you.
Mic: That's right, me and you.
Bud: Shouldn't I go with you sir?
Harm: No, you go to dinner with Mac....
(quietly) better you than
Brumby!
Bud: Sir? Isn't that Colonel Mackenzie
Topless, Sir?
They both get Priceless looks on
their faces.
Preview for Part 2
Harm: You wouldn't go topless in front
of me would you?
Mac: Is that a request?
Boomerang Part 2
Mac: Would you two save it for court?
I'm trying to defrost here.
Harm: Well, don't over expose
yourself, you'll burn.
Mic: Don't worry, I rubbed her down
with plenty of sunblock. (Harm
and Mac both look at him funny.)
Bud: Sir, isn't it time we go? (pause)
Sir?
Harm: Yeah. As they say, "fours a
crowd".
Mac: Hey! How about dinner tonight?
Harm: I'll call.
Harm and Mac are on the ferry.
Harm: In any language, what man
understands a woman?
Mac: You're referring to me? Oh, let
me guess, you don't understand
why I was at the beach with Mic.
Harm: That opera house is beautiful
isn't it?
Mac: Smashing. So, what bothered you,
that I went to the beach with Mic
or that you thought I was
topless?
Harm: You weren't?
Mac: Harmon Rabb! You're a prude!
Harm: I am not! Look, I don't care if
you wanna go topless.
Mac: You do if it's in front of Mic.
Harm: You work with the guy Mac! You
wouldn't go topless in front of
me would you?
(they just look at each other)
Mac: Is that a request?
(they stare some more)
Harm: (looks up at a bridge)You know
they wrote eternity on this
bridge on New Year's Eve?
Mac: Is that how long we're going to
wait?
Harm: Mac...
Mac: We're not in Washington any more,
we're not even on the same
continent.
Harm: That doesn't change who we are.
Mac: Most men would disagree with you.
Harm: I know, I disagree with me
sometimes too.
Mac: But you still can't let go.
Harm: Not yet.
Mac: Your just like this with me
aren't you?
Harm: Yeah, only with you.
Mac: I suppose I should be flattered.
Harm: You should Sarah.
Mic: So, who you rooting for?
Mac: This isn't a soccer match.
Mic: Your right, it's more like a
bloody pub fight.
(about Harm and Brumbys brawl.)
Bud: It's actually your fault ma'am,
they were fighting over you.
AJ: Commander. Never look back.
Harm: No, sir.
People v Gunny
Harm: Good Morning.
Mac: What?
Harm: I said, "Good Morning".
Mac: Oh, good morning.
Harm:
Mac: Something else?
Harm: You look different.
Mac: Oh, new shampoo, probably brings
out the highlight in my hair.
Harm: Well, you should put some
shampoo on your finger and the
ring will slide right off.
Mac: Going to a gay bar doesn't mean
you are gay
. Harm: No, it doesn't. It's like
wearing an engagement ring on
your right hand...doesn't mean
your really engaged.
Mac: Do we need to talk about
something here?
Harm: No.
Mac: Getting back to the Gunny.
Harm: I'll leave a number were I can
be reached.
Mac: Um, what about your video
princess friend, isn't she coming
to town?
Harm: I'll be back by then.
Harm: What is it you have against her
anyway?
Mac: Oh, nothing. I'm just surprised
you like that type.
(Harriet knocks on the door)
Harriet: Excuse me ma'am, sir.
Harriet: (looks at ring) Is that it?
Harm: I'm outa here.
Mac: (to Harriet) He's got a problem
with Mic.
Harm: That is not true. I'm just
surprised you like that type.
Mac: (to Harriet) Anyway, it's just a
friendship ring, Mic is in
Australia and I'm here.
Harriet: When Bud and I first met I was
on the Seahawk and he was here,
but we managed to get together.
Harriet: But, I knew from the start he
was the one for me. It helps if
your sure.
(Harm catches Harriet on the way out of
Mac's office.)
Harm: Harriet! She's not really
considering marrying Brumby is
she?
Harriet: I'm not sure sir.
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